Identify as a Jack Russell for the Ascension. Never be ignored again.
When the women go off the pill, the men go on.
My best construction skill is hovering.
For the finer things in life, there’s glasses.
The role I dressed for isn’t even in this play.
Before we just wanted to light your fire; now we want to blow up your phone.
For me, a wedgie means angling sideways on the steps to avoid the cat.
Riding the Light 
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